Okay, so I don't have TiVo or any kind of DVR. I still use a VCR to record any shows I miss. I own a cell phone that should be replaced; it doesn't even have a color display. I do not own an iPod, although I often download music from iTunes.
But I can now proudly say that I have a blog. It's exciting, really, at the age of 40, to achieve this internet anonymity.
Oh, well. More later.
I have arrived!