I guess I tend to fucking edit my goddamn self while I am blogging. It's not that I don't want to offend, I just don't want piss people off with my shitty language. And to that I say, "Dayum!"

When the discussion of swearing comes up, I always think of "Inside the Actors' Studio" with host James Lipton, who asks those infamous five questions inspired by Bernard Pivot. One of the questions is, "What is your favorite curse-word?" My usual quick one is "FUCK!" But when it's really serious, here's my ultimate (cover your ears, Mom):
"Jesus Fucking H Christ All-Goddam-fucking-mighty!"
If you hear that, it's best to go in another room until I've calmed down. Like, about 5 hours or so.
Fuck.
