Feeling headachy and a little congested, I am in a pissy mood. So, I've decided to make a random list of things or people I have had enough of. Let's begin:
Baby-doll dresses and tops: they make everyone look pregnant. I abhor them.
Paris Hilton
Britney, her sister, her mom, her ex-, her boyfriend, her babies, her lawyers, et al
Commercials where "apply directly to forehead" is repeated several times-- or any other commercial lampooning this phrase repetition
Disrespectful middle-schoolers
The writers' strike
Reality shows-- with the exception of "Project Runway," "Dancing with the Stars," a
nd "American Idol"
Tom Cruise and his "wife"
Movies or tv shows featuring an African-American man playing many roles, among them an older, fat, African-American woman
Pop-up ads mimicing dialog boxes telling me to click for my prize, or any pop-up mortgage ad featuring a scary animated dancing person or creature
The View
Clay Aiken
Tattoos
Broadway musicals based on movies that were bad movies to begin with
Paper-wasting "neighborhood shopper" newspapers that are in my mailbox almost every day
The war, the administration, the impending election ads
Commercials for Washington Mutual (WaMu) featuring a nice young African-American man against a large group of fat old white male bankers
YouTube losers being touted as celebrities
Anything related to "High School Musical"-- sequels, stars, ice show incarn
ations, tours, amateur productionsSpam email that assumes I have a small penis, trouble getting it up, or an interest in "teen barnyard sluts"
Will Farrell
Thanks for letting me rant. I feel ever so much better now.
