Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Point of "View?"

I enjoyed watching "The View" when Rosie was on, although not nearly as much as I enjoyed her original talk-show. I always felt like Rosie behaved the way I would if I were meeting a famous person. She was star-struck and charming, and often made a fool of herself over her guests. I lived vicariously through her.


Then, of course, she became an opinionated, political, out lesbian. But I still enjoyed the banter on "The View." She kept it fun and interesting, and I was always sort of waiting for her to take on right-wing, Bible-thumping, brainless "Survivor" loser Elisabeth. When they finally duked it out, it was fun, albeit short-lived.


After Whoopi came on, I watched for about a month. Then she announced she was quitting smoking, and the show became "Whoopi's On-Air Therapy." The whole "hot topics" segment lost its edge. And the appearance of lame-brained Sherri Shepherd only added to the inanity.


But the crowning moment came yesterday, when I read this gem:


Whoopi Goldberg seemed sad and choked up on "The View" Monday when her fellow co-hosts discussed how she was not included in a montage featuring Oscar hosts during the Academy Awards telecast.

The 52-year-old Goldberg has received two Oscar nominations, winning for her role as Oda Mae Brown in 1990's "Ghost." She hosted the event in 1994, 1996, 1999 and 2002. She did, however, appear as an Oscar winner in a separate montage Sunday night.

Goldberg appeared stumped that the academy would leave her out of the one clip, as well as repeat host Steve Martin.

"Maybe they accidentally lost a clip of you hosting. ... But I think it's wrong," Elisabeth Hasselbeck said. Joy Behar said "being slighted is never fun." Sherri Shepherd wondered if Goldberg had made someone mad.

"Undoubtedly," Goldberg said, smiling. "Undoubtedly I (bleeped) somebody off yet again. You know what, I don't — I don't know."

"Hey, we think you're a great host," reassured Barbara Walters, the creator of the ABC chatfest.

"I think we should do our own montage of you to make up for it," Hasselbeck said.

"This makes up for it," Goldberg responded, before getting up and kissing each co-host on the cheek. She and Walters embraced.


WTF??!!? Get over yourself, Whoopi. You've come down quite a few pegs since "The Color Purple," child. I mean, "Hollywood Squares?"
And, really, your hosting of the Oscars was not good. Period.
Now, suck it up and move on, crybaby.

Friday, January 18, 2008

What Am I Sick Of?

Boyfriend and I are both ill with colds, so we were unable to go to the premiere of "Three Days of Rain" presented by the theatre group to which I belong. Sure, we'll have plenty more opportunities to see it, but tonight he was to meet, among other friends, AnnieGrace! I'm terribly bummed.


Feeling headachy and a little congested, I am in a pissy mood. So, I've decided to make a random list of things or people I have had enough of. Let's begin:







Baby-doll dresses and tops: they make everyone look pregnant. I abhor them.















Paris Hilton



Britney, her sister, her mom, her ex-, her boyfriend, her babies, her lawyers, et al



Commercials where "apply directly to forehead" is repeated several times-- or any other commercial lampooning this phrase repetition



Disrespectful middle-schoolers



The writers' strike



Reality shows-- with the exception of "Project Runway," "Dancing with the Stars," and "American Idol"
















Tom Cruise and his "wife"




Movies or tv shows featuring an African-American man playing many roles, among them an older, fat, African-American woman













Pop-up ads mimicing dialog boxes telling me to click for my prize, or any pop-up mortgage ad featuring a scary animated dancing person or creature



The View



Clay Aiken



Tattoos





Broadway musicals based on movies that were bad movies to begin with









Paper-wasting "neighborhood shopper" newspapers that are in my mailbox almost every day



The war, the administration, the impending election ads



Commercials for Washington Mutual (WaMu) featuring a nice young African-American man against a large group of fat old white male bankers




YouTube losers being touted as celebrities










Anything related to "High School Musical"-- sequels, stars, ice show incarnations, tours, amateur productions



















Spam email that assumes I have a small penis, trouble getting it up, or an interest in "teen barnyard sluts"


Will Farrell

Thanks for letting me rant. I feel ever so much better now.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Time for Christmas Memories!

How about this for warm and fuzzy?


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