TMI Tuesday.

Wow, this is a pretty lame set of questions...

1. Which one turns you on more Ink or piercing? Why?

And this is why this is one of the worst TMI Tuesdays ever. Because there is an assumption that everyone prefers either ink or piercing. I detest them both. Heartily.


Piercing... well, the occasional earlobe (and only one per earlobe, please) is okay, but so 1993. I was more than a little turned off by Daniel Day-Lewis at the Golden Globes, with two oversized hoops hanging from his ears. "Daniel, Mr. T called... he wants his earrings back."

Regarding tattoos, I guess it's the neat-and-orderly Virgo in me, but I find it gross and unfortunate that people choose to permanently have a picture drawn on their skin. To me, nothing is sexier than a completely naked body... when there is a tattoo, no matter where, that person is no longer naked in my eyes.

2. What ink do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?

I have none, I want none, I would never get any.

3. What piercing do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?

Again, no way. Yuck.

4. Any other adornments you like to do for your lover or have then do for you?

They're not necessary for me. On a lover, I would find them a real turn-off. I wouldn't do any of these for my lover (okay, maybe one ear piercing-- but that's it).

5. Of all of the above is there anything that is an immediate Turn-Off?

ALL of the above.

Bonus (as in optional): If money/work place rules/your life/whatever what ALL would you do to your body in the name of sexual or just general adornment?

Well, the question is clearly missing the words "were no object," but I get the idea. And the answer is nothing. I might invest in a personal trainer and a home gym to work out in, but that's merely for weight loss / strength training, not adornment.