TMI Tuesday.

What a weekend. I played and sang at a lovely memorial service for my dear friend Joan D, who passed away a couple weeks back after a (blessedly) brief battle with esophageal cancer. I also saw a show at Village Theatre Guild. Then there was the Tonys. Which had lots of musical performances, many of which I liked. I tend to be old-fashioned... maybe I'm getting old... but I did not enjoy "In the Heights" or "Passing Strange." I believe they both have merit and are great pieces, and I was inspired in particular by the story of how "In the Heights" came to be. I'm just soooo not into hip-hop or rap. And I won't even discuss "Xanadu" or "Cry Baby."

Last night was the annual awards night at my local theatre group. I was in charge of the production, which spoofed "Dancing With the Stars." It was cute and well-received. And now I can relax a bit.

On to the questions at hand...

1. What's your favorite color of lingerie?

If you're talking about women's unmentionables, I have no favorite color. Sorry, but a woman in her underwear does absolutely nothing for me.

If it's undies in general, and men are included, I guess black. Or white. Sheer white. Low-rise.

2. Do you have a porn collection?

I'm gay. Of course I do. Did Rose Kennedy have a black dress?

3. Do you have any fetishes?

I'm just going to leave it at yes, without going into any further detail.

4. What is your favorite place to have sex?

Well, a soft comfy bed works, but I'd love to try it in other places. I'd love to try it on a beach, in a swimming pool, outside in broad daylight. Really anywhere would be fun.

5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc? Do you like having it done to you?

This disgusts me. I absolutely hate having it done to me, and would never do it to anyone else. If others enjoy, more power to 'em.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you've had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel?

It's probably average, and I don't care. Any more than I care about the size of my dick or the amount of hair on my chest, or the amount of jizz I shoot. Really. It's pathetic that we spend so much time rating our sexual experiences based on comparison to those of other people. Who gives a shit?

But I do tend to shoot a lot of jizz. I mean, a LOT. I'm just sayin'. It is TMI Tuesday, after all.