Psycho.

I just happened across an ad for the Kellogg's All-Bran 10-Day Club (which sounds like some sort of pooping organization), and there was a picture of John McEnroe. Wow, he's aged. As I looked at the picture, I was trying to figure out who he reminded me of.

Then it hit me.

Norman Bates. The late Anthony Perkins, in his middle-aged years.

Creepy.

"You can't be serious!"

Oh, but I am, Mr. McEnroe. I am.

"We all go a little mad sometimes. Don't you?"